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Best not to over consume the Sheila Tequila .I'll stick with beer and weed. I have had a few tequila incidents in the past.
Yeah, I have a funny Easter story in which Jose Cuervo played a supporting role. The cast included four soldiers, two still serving, and my most immediate family. What initially went wrong was in the morning, after I was dispatched to do the bidding of my wonderful wife and missed both breakfast and lunch. Upon returning, we opened the bar in my basement. I cracked a mini keg, and there were at least eight varieties of beer, and a grand bottle of Jose. A couple of beers led to a couple more; then came Jose shots. There was some moose pepperoni, I remember that, and I, er, we, made it to the table for dinner. My wife was wonderful; she laid out two identical plates in front of me that, for some reason, turned into three or four. I don't remember much after that. I woke up in darkness and brushed against my wife and heard, "You assholes ruined my Easter dinner." This was a pivotal moment; I had two choices, really. I could assert my innocence or massage her shoulders and profess my sincere regret and apology profusely.
I chose the latter.
Tequila had its fun applications, but you had to respect it.
I don't drink that much anymore. I like the taste of beer, and I enjoy one in the hot tub or while banging away on the keyboard.
I don't get hammered or pissed. I grew out of it. Buzzed? Sure.
But once every couple of years. I have a partner with whom I'll always go on a tear, as long as there's a dirty old blues bar without a two-second rule.
That'll be coming due soon.
The not remembering part always scares me , what did I do that needs forgetting .
I'm good with the weed but with tequila? 1 shot I'm handsome. 2 shots I'm rich. 3 shots I'm famous. 4 shots I'm invisible.I'll stick with beer and weed. I have had a few tequila incidents in the past.
Or as the rhyme goes, "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."