The story broke late Thursday evening, and most news outlets still haven't picked it up yet, but Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he would not be seeking reelection and will be stepping down as leader as soon as a new leader is found to lead the Grits into the next election. When asked if he was pressured to step down due to sagging polls and popularity numbers that are at an all-time low. "For the good of Canada. It's time to step aside, and let someone else lead the battle of identity politics and fucking the middle class right in the the dirty spot. No, he's not resigning, but a guy can dream.