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Wait. . . y'all have a whole TOWN named for pussy? We call that "Vegas."

Absolutely. It's hell on Earth. Worse'n the Black Hole of Calcutta.

Maybe that's what we need. . . the Department of Comedy. Or up there, I guess you'd call it Jokes Canada. Shades of the famous Monty Python sketch about the weaponization of the funniest joke in history, that caused people to literally die laughing when they heard it.

Why would that stop it? You know they'll all miss. "They shouldn't have set their phasers to 'Miss'." --Crow T. Robot, MST3K

I'm sure the health insurance companies will be spamming him in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

Feliz Drinko de Mayo!

So. . . you would have been OK with a nuclear attack? I doubt it. We're still arguing over what deep, dark, money-stuffed pockets scripted and carried out the American Revolution. See, if you start from "It's all a Great Big CONSPIRA-CEEEEE!, you gotta automatically discount everything but...

Kids, prejudice is bad, mmm-kay?

It's practically a requirement.

ISED.

They seem to be doing pretty good so far.

Funny, I was just thinking "It's a Diagonon symbol if you're an alt-right retard constantly looking for someone to save you from the scary dark Muzzie socialist trans GROOMERS!" Kinda like if you look at a Confederate battle flag and see anything but race hate, treason, and failure.

Well, if you let yourselves get pushed around by the dimwit activists, you probably deserve it.

Honk honk.

Sigh. You can walk from Great Britain to the Republic of Ireland.

Oh! Cool. I thought it was, like, breakfast.

Put the same limitations on using hard drugs as y'all do on smoking, probably drop hard drug use by half right there.

I'm on the Brits' side in this one. The rule for refugees is "first safe country." After that, it goes according to the various arrangements between countries.

Cute kid. And clearly a Windsor. Happy Birthday, young lady!

Of course! They're a filthy bunch. Soap and hot water hurt them.