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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    "There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the Nation." Justice Minister Pierre Trudeau 1967 (The last year the Leafs won the Stanley Cup by the way)
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    And Biden is 'Challenging the Presidency'. Biden is so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to his apartment.
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    The Left always hunts in packs. And if Biden wins, I'm half expecting him to come down onto the stage using an Acorn Stairlift for the Inaugural Address.
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    In America, they just assassinate your character if you challenge the Presidency.
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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    Correction... One of the strangest, most bizarre stories never to be told. A TragiCom for sure. I already sense I am going off of the deep end...just a matter of time.
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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    Every time I try to pen the tale, I get sucked back down the rabbit hole. But the truth is like cream...it will always rise to the top. For now, this will have to remain one of the greatest stories never told.
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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    I am Sofa King wee Todd Didd.
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    William Shatner blasts Sandie Rinaldo interview

    Shatner's a Rock-et-Man!!
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    You're soaking in it, Badge.
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    OMG! MTV! KFC!!! A poster just reported my joke to the Moderator and it's been removed! Everyone thought I was serious!! LOL!
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    I wrote this on my other forum. A guy thought I was serious and demanded I post a link to the story where Trudeau says this! You can't make this stuff up, folks!
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    Newsflash Trudeau further alienates a billion people by calling Buddah a fat bastard.
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    Sounds like just about every thread on this forum.